My cute friend sent me this. I thought it was so cute and funny.
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter.
She picked up something off of the ground and
started to put it in her mouth.
I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
'Why?' my daughter asked.'Because it's been on the ground;
you don't know where it's been, it's dirty,
and probably has germs,' I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me
with total admiration and asked,
'Mama, how do you know all this stuff?
You are so smart.'
I was thinking quickly and replied,
'All moms know this stuff... It's on the Mama Test.
You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mama.'
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes,
but she was evidently pondering this new information.
Oh.....I get it!' she beamed,
'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad.'
'Exactly,' I replied with a big smile on my face.
Happy Mother's Day!